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    I thought of an old joke that I thought was funny as hell, here it is...

    It's kind of in bad taste, you've been warned.(I cleaned it up a tad).

    This guy is standing in line to buy train tickets. There are two people ahead of him. The guy at the front of the line leaves and the second guy steps up to the window. He notices the lady behind the counter has big breasts. In his distraction he accidentally says, "Can I have two pickets to titsburgh please". He immediately realizes his mistake and feels really bad. The third guy in line hears this whole thing take place and tells the guy in front of him not to worry because everyone has Freudian slips every now and then. "Just the other day I was eating dinner with my wife and I meant to say, Honey, please pass the salt". Instead I said, "You stupid bitch, you ruined my life!"



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    What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?
    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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