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When I'm taking a poop I....
....think about why there are so many "when I'm doing something I..." threads on the forums lately 
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I always think about the statistics of how many people die by straining too much when they are having a dump, so I try to take it easy. -
....Worry about earthquakes.
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...forget to look and see if somebody emptied the TP roll on me.
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You had to bring up earthquakes.
I would guess the porcelain throne would be the last place you'd want to be during an earthquake. Assume your building or house collapses, you survive, but get stuck. I know people don't look their best when the rescue workers find them. Getting found in such a state, however, would be too much for me. It's had to have happened, though. Probably many times.
Thanks, Beezer. I'll never feel the same way about the bathroom again.
Paul
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Sit on the john, and wait until I am done.
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... bite into a York Peppermint Patty and get the sensation of skiing down my favorite run and whoops...
I slipped.
Damn, that happens everytime
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There's only one acceptable past time for a good god fearing man to do while sitting on the procelian throne...reading the Bible!
"Honey, it's for you!"
"God damn it, tell him I'll call him back once I get through the creation!"
Jammrock
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...try to let as long of 1 contiguous poop as I can. Really good ones would be > 15 inches if they were layed out straight.Comment
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I just wonder why no one has invented something more effective than TP.
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Andrew
Carpe CerevisiLady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry CoxComment
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agallag:
They have. It's called a bidet. But apparently the concept of a power-wash for your bumhole has limited appeal.
The Japanese also have some amazing toilet innovations, as I believe was pointed out in an earlier thread.
- Gurm
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....smoke a cigarette and read whatever is in the neighborhood (or I brought)
TC, you're weird, you know that? Measuring your poop? Gawd!
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... feel the pleasure of pooping.?..
It´s a bit like charging up that green slimy weapon in UT and discharging it onto a crowd
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