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    OK you guys know who you are and I know there are a mess of ya out there, so please could ya, would ya post here
    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

    "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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    Daves I Know
    Obtained from: Kids in the Hall FAQ

    Bruce: [Spoken] Hi, I'm Bruce McCulloch. I'd like to tell you about the Daves I know.
    [Singing: ]
    These are the Daves I know, I know
    These are the Daves I know
    These are the Daves I know, I know
    These are the Daves I know

    David Hoffman
    He works in my dad's store
    He's worked here for 12 years
    He'll probably work here for more

    These are the Daves I know, I know
    These are the Daves I know
    These are the Daves I know, I know
    These are the Daves I know

    Dave Gort
    I've known since I was six
    In grade eight he broke his leg
    So we got drunk and sick

    These are the Daves I know, I know
    These are the Daves I know
    These are the Daves I know, I know
    These are the Daves I know

    Some of them are Davids
    [Dave Gort: But most of us are Daves]
    They all have their own hands
    But they come from different moms

    These are the Daves I know, I know
    These are the Daves I know
    These are the Daves I know, I know
    These are the Daves I know

    Dave Jadiski
    Man, this cat can swing
    He weighs almost 50 pounds
    And he delivers my paper on time

    These are the Daves I know, I know
    These are the Daves I know
    These are the Daves I know, I know
    These are the Daves I know

    Dave Capisano
    I hardly know him
    ...
    [Bruce stands around, looking vaguely uncomfortable for the rest of the measure]

    These are the Daves I know, I know
    These are the Daves I know
    These are the Daves I know, I know
    These are the Daves I know

    [Next two measures sung by the Daves Bruce knows: ] We are the Daves he knows, he knows
    We are the Daves he knows
    We are the Daves he knows, he knows
    We are the Daves he knows

    Some of us them are Davids
    But most of us are Daves
    We all have our own hands
    But we come from different moms

    These are the Daves I know, I know
    [Daves: We are the Daves he knows, he knows]
    [All: These are the Daves]

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    • #3
      Wasn't this about calling (all) Pauls? We know Pauly's phonenumber from another thread, so maybe all Pauls should post theirs as well

      Not-Paul
      Jordâ„¢

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      • #4
        hmm,does this thread "Calling all Paul's!" exclude members of the fairer sex called Pauline?

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        • #5
          I've considered calling the Paul Caucus, but I couldn't figure out what to say once I got them all here.

          I think the Paulines and Paulas should also be allowed. The Paulos and Pablos should be welcome as well.

          Who's missing? Paul, PaulS, Paulr, Pace. There's probably lots more. We multiply like rats.

          Paul
          paulcs@flashcom.net

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          • #6
            I think you all are clones of the same Paul.

            The question is: Which one?

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            • #7
              This was a "Paul" (in all their various shapes, sizes and forms) only thread. I'll let you slide this time Himself
              That's why the odd, "Guru's new fun thread..." posted by me, got started.

              "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

              "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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              • #8
                Oh no, let's not get into this cloning stuff.

                All Pauls on this Forum have different Mothers. No extra fingers or toes...LOL

                Paul
                "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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                • #9
                  hehe, you forgot to mention the webbing Pauly!
                  "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

                  "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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                  • #10
                    OK Pauls, I think it's time to tell Non-Paul the truth.

                    Non-Pauls, we actually do have the same mother, The Mother of All Pauls. She's a very powerful woman, although we felt she was somewhat lacking in imagination when she named us. When we brought this up to her, she said, "at least I didn't name you all Bob! Now shutup or I'll hit you with this frying pan. By the way, have I told you how much it hurt when I gave birth to the lot of you..."

                    The Mother of All Pauls is big on guilt and quick with the frying pan.

                    Paul
                    paulcs@flashcom.net

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                    • #11
                      What an appaulling thing to say about your mother.

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                      • #12
                        I thought this was about Pauls you know

                        We all have our own hands that can really go
                        We all Have 10 fingers and all have 10 toes
                        And we all come from different Moms as far as I knows

                        Paul aka Darth_Mahl[MU]


                        <FONT SIZE=4>... ROTFLMAO<SUP>tm</SUP> ...
                        <FONT SIZE=1><SUP>tm</SUP> courtesy of ALBPM aka Darth Mahl [MU]<FONT SIZE=2>
                        "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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                        • #13
                          You called?
                          Meet Jasmine.
                          flickr.com/photos/pace3000

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                          • #14
                            I'm here!!!
                            Sorry I'm a little late, been bust getting back from the hospital with a suspect broken finger (Only dislocated, but it hurts)
                            Hint to all other Paul's and I suppose to people not called Paul too:
                            Never ever, ever, ever drop a Dell server while you are moving it and then attempt to stop it hitting the floor with your hand - it isn't worth it!!
                            It cost one penny to cross, or one hundred gold pieces if you had a billygoat.
                            Trolls might not be quick thinkers but they don't forget in a hurry, either

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                            • #15
                              Wouldn't the Mother of All Pauls be known as the Paul Bearer?



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                              Kind Regards,

                              KvH

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