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This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University, and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. At the reception, the groom took the microphone to speak to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.
To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including those of the wedding party; were manila envelopes. Again, he said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to go ahead and open the envelopes. Inside each envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had become suspicious of the two of them and, weeks prior to the wedding, had hired a private detective to trail them.
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a minute, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". He then turned to his bride and said, "F----you, too!!!", and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning.
While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as if nothing was wrong.
His revenge:
Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a wedding and reception. Letting everyone know exactly what happened. And most of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends and their entire families.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests: $32,000
Photographers for the wedding: $3,000
Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks: $8,500
The expressions on everyone's faces at the reception after seeing a photo of the bride and Best Man having sex...PRICELESS.
To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including those of the wedding party; were manila envelopes. Again, he said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to go ahead and open the envelopes. Inside each envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had become suspicious of the two of them and, weeks prior to the wedding, had hired a private detective to trail them.
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a minute, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". He then turned to his bride and said, "F----you, too!!!", and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning.
While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as if nothing was wrong.
His revenge:
Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a wedding and reception. Letting everyone know exactly what happened. And most of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends and their entire families.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests: $32,000
Photographers for the wedding: $3,000
Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks: $8,500
The expressions on everyone's faces at the reception after seeing a photo of the bride and Best Man having sex...PRICELESS.
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