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I liked this one :) ----- JOKE(fairly clean)
>One day, a farmer was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He
>stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil, then
>stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose.
>
>Now he had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. The livestock
>dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in
>one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other
>hand?" "Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went.
>
>While walking he met a fair young lady with rather large beautiful breasts.
>She told him she was lost, and asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1515
>Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I'm going
>to visit my brother at1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take a short cut and go
>down this alley. We'll save half the time to get there". The fair young lady
>said, "How do I know that when we get in to the alley you won't hold me up
>against the wall, pull down my skirt and ravish me?" The farmer said, I am
>carrying a bucket, an anvil, 2 chickens, and a goose. How in the world could
>I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
>
>The young lady said, "Set the goose down, put the bucket over the goose, put
>the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.
>stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil, then
>stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose.
>
>Now he had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. The livestock
>dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in
>one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other
>hand?" "Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went.
>
>While walking he met a fair young lady with rather large beautiful breasts.
>She told him she was lost, and asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1515
>Mockingbird Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I'm going
>to visit my brother at1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take a short cut and go
>down this alley. We'll save half the time to get there". The fair young lady
>said, "How do I know that when we get in to the alley you won't hold me up
>against the wall, pull down my skirt and ravish me?" The farmer said, I am
>carrying a bucket, an anvil, 2 chickens, and a goose. How in the world could
>I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
>
>The young lady said, "Set the goose down, put the bucket over the goose, put
>the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.
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