Great News!

[Gurm]

I'm going to be... wait for it... A FATHER!

Woohoo!

- Gurm

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[Guru]

Congrats!

BTW: How can you be sure it's yours?


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<table bgcolor="white" border="10" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="20" align="center"><tr align="center" valign="middle"><td><font color="red"> Congratulations Jason </font></td></tr></table>

Jord.

[Brian R.]

Good job Gurm - Think twins...

[Himself]

You going to name the baby Bruce? [Boy or Girl]

[Rags]

Nah, he will name it screwhead

[ayoub_ibrahim]

how did that happen?? lol
congrats anyway

[Helevitia]

Congrats Gurm! Send my blessings.

Dave

[Technoid]

Congratulations!

Get lots of sleep, because i can lay a bet on that you wont be getting much later.
(but you could be double lucky she/he could turn out to be a solid sleeper)

[Gurm]

Guru:

I'm not going to go there.

Himself:

Apparently you haven't heard my wife's ideas on baby naming.

Ayoub:

Well, your parents or teachers or priest or SOMEONE should have already told you about this, but...

When a man and a woman love each other, they lie down next to each other with no clothes on. Then, the woman says "I have a headache", and the man says "you always have a headache" and then the stork leaves a bundle in the cabbage patch and the woman eats a lot and gets REALLY fat, and then the baby is fedexed to the hospital.

Everyone else:

THANKS!

- Gurm

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[Jorden]

Guess that's why a lot of people don't like Fed-Ex these days

Whatever his or her name (besides Goldovitz ), Jason, I'll bet it'll be a gorgeous baby when it's cleaned of all the gooey stuff

Jord.

[Gurm]

Jord,

No, see UPS used to have the baby-delivery contract. But they kept screwing it up. Too many human babies for wolf packs, and other mishaps (can anyone say bat-boy?) had the Weekly World News all over their asses.

So, needless to say Fed-Ex got the deal.

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Ayoub:

Julie says (to further confuse you) that it was either she was abducted (and impregnated) by aliens and doesn't know about it... or it was "that night I got drunk and passed out and you must have had your way with me". (Direct quote!)

Hope that helps clear things up.

- Gurm

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[ETHunter]

Congrats Gurm..love that explanation of where babies come from..be good if it where true..you could refuse to sign for the delivery!!!

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[Hein]

Congrats Gurm!!!

I'm father for 8 months now, and I like it more and more.

Well done!

Hein.

[Bixler]

Hein
Congrats Gurm!!!

...

Well done!

Hein.

And what about Julie???? We need a few more women in this community methinks. Lessee, Jason gets a woody and some satisfaction for it a few months ago, and Mrs. Gurm gets the bloat, backaches, middle of the night bathroom trips, and oh, yes of course, the JOY of birthing in 7-8 months. I LOVE being a guy!

Just kidding, of course, Jason. Congrats to you, but DO make it a point to pass along to Julie that we are thinking of her as well. (heh!)

You will NEVER experience anything more real, more important, nor more life-changing than being there at the moment of your child's birth. Be with her.