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A shipment of Viagra sank just off the coast of Newfoundland!!!!!!!!!!

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  • A shipment of Viagra sank just off the coast of Newfoundland!!!!!!!!!!

    It raised the Titanic!

    Hehe

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    I tried Viagra once, but it got stuck in my throat

    I had a stiff neck for a week
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    • #3
      I need to remember not to drink when reading the subject titles of TSB threads; it almost went out my nose with laughter!

      I bet that the fish & sealife population near Newfoundland is going to quadruple in the next month.

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      • #4
        We wish that would happen, between green peace and foreign over fishing there is no fishery to speak of. The cod population is virtually extinct, but we have millions of cute little seals.

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        • #5



          Take the Viagra "Self-Screening Questionnaire!"

          http://www.viagra.com/consumers/self/index.asp?n=0

          Paul
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          • #6
            "The most common side effects of Viagra are headache, facial flushing, and upset stomach. Less commonly bluish vision or sensitivity to light may briefly occur."

            "If you have chest pains, dizziness or nausea during sex, stop and immediately tell your Health Care Provider."

            Ooooooh baby!!

            Paul
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            • #7
              The Viagra theme song:

              http://www.microminiatures.com/201.htm

              Paul
              paulcs@flashcom.net

              [This message has been edited by paulcs (edited 05 November 2000).]

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