What if there really is a connection?

[Thundrchez]

Here's something everyone probably should know:

You may remember that on July 2, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with four aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, New Mexico. Many say this incident has been covered up by the government.

However, you may not know that on March 31, 1948, exactly nine months after that day, Al Gore was born.

[HedsSpaz]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wouldn't that be something. It certainly would explain an awful lot.

Canadate 1: Abortions for none!
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!
C1: Abortions for all!
Cr: BOOOOOO!!!!
C1: Abortions for some and little american flags for the rest!
Cr: YEAAAH!


Canidate2: It's a two party system! You have to vote for one of us!
Voter: Oh yeah, well I'm going to vote for a third party!
C1: Go ahead! Throw your vote away!
Ross Perot: (throws is hat on the ground) RATS!


Alright! Who knows what it's from! I know most of you out there should.

Ian

[agallag]

It's from the 1996 Simpsons halloween special, when the aliens Kang and Kodos take over the bodies of Bob Dole and Bill Clin-ton.

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Andrew
I will finish what I sta

[Gurm]

I TOLD YOU ALL AL GORE WAS AN ALIEN!

But did anyone listen to me? NOOOOOOOOOO.

- Gur,m

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Listen up, you primitive screwheads! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! Etc. etc.

[cjolley]

GURM,
I'll agree with that if you'll agree with me that the only difference between GWB and Tommy Smothers is the accent
chuck

[AlgoRhythm]

But, GWB isn't nearly as good with the yo-yo...

AlgoRhythm

[Gurm]

Yeah, Yo-Yo Man RULES!

- Gurm

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Listen up, you primitive screwheads! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! Etc. etc.