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Greebe
26th October 2000, 02:12
"I'm a lumberjack "

I never really wanted to be a scientist.
I wanted to be...a...A SYSADMIN!

[system engineer choir and shift supervisor enter, music strikes up]

Oh, I'm a sysadmin and I'm OK, I grep all night and I chown all day.

[choir] He's a sysadmin and he's OK, He greps all night and he chowns all day.

I ping the nodes, I do PM, I awk and perl and sed. I've got a Star Wars lunchbox and Tron sheets on my bed!

[choir] He pings the nodes, he does PM, he awks and perls and seds.
He's got a Star Wars lunchbox, and Tron sheets on his bed!

[repeat chorus]

I ping the nodes, I change the rates, I fork the processes. I wish that all my lusers would catch some rare disease!

[choir, growing slightly uncomfortable] He pings the nodes, he changes rates, He forks the processes. He wishes all his lusers would catch some rare disease! [choir brightens as they repeat chorus]

I ping the nodes, I lock the /home partition and umounts.
I post .gifs of my boss's daughter from his own account!

[choir, very uncomfortable and trailing off] He pings the nodes, he locks the /home partition and umounts...??

ayoub_ibrahim
26th October 2000, 02:38
what are you on dude??? lol

Maggi
26th October 2000, 03:04
Originally posted by ayoub_ibrahim:
what are you on dude??? lol

Don't tell him, Greebe ... cough cough ... http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

Jammrock
26th October 2000, 07:09
Needs a little work to get the rhymes down, but it's absolutely hilarious. Never mess with the sysadmin!

Jammrock

Dilitante1
26th October 2000, 13:43
what a twisted mind....I like that http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/biggrin.gif


-Dil

Wombat
26th October 2000, 15:41
sounds like a cousin of the B.O.F.H.

Kaj
28th October 2000, 15:56
Maybe he's the PFY?