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KvHagedorn
31st August 1999, 20:42
I'll repost all 6 episodes here.. Originally posted by Dilitante1..

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Kind Regards,

KvH

KvHagedorn
31st August 1999, 20:45
(Originally posted by Dilitante1 08-20-1999 08:46 PM)

thanks to the continuing efforts of a brainless @sshole I must repost this.....

I was bored today....................

MURCYWAVES [pronounced murkeywaves]
- THe Forum at the end of the Universe!!
(as seen thru the view of a G4x10 to the 2000th power video card
with beta ICD

scene opens
on the page are Joel, Jorden, Slartibartfast, Holli(berry)
and Tyllie the manic depresant meatball

Holi(berry) {embraces Jorden}: Where are we?

Jorden : I dont know...any ideas?

Joel: What the...I was uploading the forum stuff after a crash
then WHAM! a flash came over my screen and we were here....

Slartibartfast: WOW! Look at this place...holographic walls, textured/bumpmapped
floors like I've never seen..........
We're not in G400 country anymore!!

Tyllie: I'll bet no one will like a tasteless meatball here either!

{suddenly a tall dark figure approaches wearing a
"I want my G4x10 to the 2000th power vid card" button}

Ant: My name is ANT, and I'll be your host for the evening.
Please be sure to insert your Betafish translator:
it works for most people all the time,
some people some of the time...and other people
none of the time ..that's why it's still a betafish.

Tyllie: Another person bossing me around...ARGH!

Holli(berry): WOW, look at that banner.........
VooDoo mini-GL and Riva drivers due soon!
Good to see that some things never change..hehehe

{the group walks down the corridor}


{To be continued.....}

[This message has been edited by Dilitante1 (edited 08-21-1999).]

KvHagedorn
31st August 1999, 20:47
(Originally posted by Dilitante1 08-21-1999 07:08 PM)

the next installment in the Murcywaves saga
(pronounced murkeywaves)


MURCYWAVES - continued....

our travelers having arrived completely out of their control are led into
a large room filled with people and creatures from forums from the whole
universe...in the center of the room is a large crystal projector with
"Powered By Matrox" glowing signs at its base.....
the group is led to a table near the center of the room...as they are seated
they notice the clear ceiling with stars and topic titles floating all around...
they marvel at the black marble finished table with integrated keyboard
and inport plugs for wondrous devices unknown to our travelers

{a robed figure walks up to thier table..enter Acolyte of M}

A of M: Good evening, welcome to Murcywaves - the forum at the end of the Universe
The show will be starting shortly but before it gets
exciting may I get you something to drink?

Hollyberry: Thank you, a virgin shirley temple for me. Not sure what I'm up to later.
{grins at Jorden slyly,strokes her fingers thru his blonde hair}

Jorden: Make it a double. {four words }
{flexing his muscles}
Slartibartfast: make it something strong for me

Joel: 1 bourbon, 1 scotch, 1 beer for me, it's been a rough week or so...

Tyllie: I'm surprised you didnt order ME to get your drinks.

A of M: Very well then, but we dont serve manic depressant meatballs here.
You'll have to leave sir.

Tyllie: Sure, rub it in...I'll fix this place, shut it down. THEN you'll
see the error of your ways! WAAAAAAAH!!

{Tyllie leaves the table sulking}

A of M: I'll be back shortly, excuse me.

{our heroes observe many individuals roaming the room..some old..
some young...some having consumed WAAAAAY too much spirits
a young woman (PurpleHaze)is observed flirting with some older folks
(Dart Mahl, Guyver) but she avoids thier advances- playing them off each other}

{to be continued}


there you go peoplez

:-)

KvHagedorn
31st August 1999, 20:49
(Originally posted by Dilitante1 08-22-1999 08:29 PM)

in the tradition of excelent theater I bring you the NEXT installment of MURCYWAVES......


MURCYWAVES - continued....

{story thus far...our travelersa have arrived beyond thier control
to a forum far in the future...after ordering drinks their companion
Tyllie leaves insulted by the statement from Acolyte of M, PurpleHaze
(seen in the distance) now approaches our helpless group awaiting-
the End of the Universe}

{PurpleHaze approaches (wearing a tight fitting evening gown)
sits beside Joel and Slartibartfast (starts massaging Joel's gote')}

PurpleHaze: So what brings you here? I haven't seen you people HERE before.

Slartibartfast: We dont know. We were doing our own thing, then we appeared
here.

Joel: What is happening here? Who or what brought us here? And for what reasons?
{purplHaze shuffles in her chair to rub Joel's shoulder, he responds
with a gentle sigh....Slartibartfast just looks disgusted/jealous}

PurpleHaze: I cant help you with those questions...I dont understand it myself.
When I arrived a week ago, I was scared that I wouldnt be able to have fun
or be able to communicate my concerns but I did manage to get the
point out and have been doing ok socializing here while we wait for
The BIG Climax!

HolliBerry: So there isnt anything that we should worry about here then?
{reaches for Jorden's strong hand}

PurpleHaze: Not that I have run across here as of yet.

{scene changes to Tyllie as he mopes out into the parking garage
as he walks along the exotic vehicles sitting under the watchful
guise of the "M"-cops....enter Buuri}

Buuri: Hey you! what you doin' down here? you not allowed in 'ere ya daffy b@stard.
Get out before I hit ya with this here spooge mop.

Tyllie: Dammit! Why, no matter where I go someone is yelling at me?
Am i such an idiot that I attract this punishment?

Buuri: I would say so..now get goin' or I'll sic those gargleblasters from
the M-cops on ya! GO on!

{our mutant meatbal disheartened at yet another conflict lost, mopes away
toward the outer walls of MurcyWaves looking for an exit or reprieve from
the well deserved treatment he has seen here in the future}

{to be continued}

:-)

KvHagedorn
31st August 1999, 20:51
(Originally posted by Dilitante1 08-24-1999 05:33 AM)

ok...they will be posted on the fly as they have so far...when this is done I'll put them together and allow someone to post the
on the net for all to see/DL ok?


our story continues.....................

MURCYWAVES - continued....

{story thus far...our travelers have arrived beyond thier control
to a forum far in the future...only to be made to wait for thier dinner
PurpleHaze has made known to the group of how she arrived in this strange place
and still they wonder what force brought them here in the first place...}

{the meals arrive..enter Acolyte of M}

A of M: Dinner is served. Bon appetite!

HolliBerry: Finally, I am starved.
{dives into her plate eating}

Jorden: How much is this stuff? there were no prices on the menu.
{hands HolliBerry a napkin}

A of M: No need to worry sir, your good deeds in the forums have
paid for your meals long before your arrival. You see, here
good deeds will be rewarded while the opposite will be punished.

Slartibartfast: Hey, can i ask a favor? Would you mind calling me Ash?
You see once people get a little tippy, noone can pronounce
my name properly, and it truely annoys me.
{Slartibartfast becomes Ash, formerly known as Slartibartfast}

Joel: Time to eat, its been a bit since I ate last.
{begins to eat}

Ash: tastes great,mmmmmm

{our heros eat until their heart's content..HolliBerry starts to become frisky...
(what else is new, right?) but Jorden isnt complaining music starts to play
and our travellers mingle onto the floor with the others waiting for the BIG CLIMAX}

{scene changes to Tyllie who has found an unguarded computer terminal and
determines that this is his time to pay back Murcywaves for the insults he's received}

Tyllie: Now they'll pay...I'll show them who is master over computers..hehehehe

{Tyllie now atempts to enter the Murcywaves systems to see what damage he can
cause...but spamming doesnt work..and all other attempts fail to produce results
he gets frustrated to the lack of skill he has proven to himself..which only makes
him angrier.....he pisses on the keyboard and interfaces on the table only to be jolted
by the current in the system itself he puts his shrivelled pecker away}

Tyllie: Dammit I'll fix this place yet...
{he limps away from the table, looking back at the pain he caused only to himself
as he holds his pathetic fried organ}

{dance floor....our heroes dancing with the others notice the occassional
passing of Buuri and his spooge mop as he cleans up the local facilities...
more new faces arrive..SwAmPgIrL,Greebe,Kruzin and KvHagedorn..all asking
the same question: why?

when from the far side of the room a door opens and 3 hooded figures enter
the room carrying staffs with G4x10 to the 2000th power processor
emblems on the tops..
the third figure is older, slower than the other two...the room is silent due to the
appearance of the robed visitors}

{to be continued}

KvHagedorn
31st August 1999, 20:53
(Originally posted by Dilitante1 08-25-1999 06:41 PM)

following the tradition of excellence...I now present YET ANOTHER episode of Murcywaves!...........................


MURCYWAVES - continued....

{story thus far...our travelers have arrived beyond thier control
to a forum far in the future...only to be made to wait for thier dinner
After gorging themselves and some dancing, robed figures appear.....the third
figure speaks...enter Robed Priest}

Robed Priest: Listen all, I am here to announce there is but 4 hours left until
The Big Climax! Rooms have been provided for your pleasure...if
you need to freshen up or just relax..feel free to wander down this
hallway...{points left}...there will be help to guide you to your
respective chambers.

{Robed Priest stands and is led from the room down the path they had previously entered
by the 2 attendants. Stunned by the news our heros agree that a bit of rest is in order.
They journey down the hallway and are led to rooms by robed staff members.Our heros split
into two rooms..HollyBerri and Jorden into one room, and Joel,Ash,and PurpleHaze into
the adjacent room...Joel, Ash and PHZ sit down and very shortly hear some rather loud voices}

Holli: You can do it, just try harder!

Jorden: I'm trying Dammit! but i dont think it will work!

Holli: Just get a better grip! I know you can do it.

Jorden: It just wont work that way...we'll have to think of something else. I can
only grab so much without hurting you. And I love you tooo much to
think of hurting you honey.

Holli: No...just try it again...it'll work this time...I know it will!

{groaning is heard in both voices...then suddenly...WHAM! a loud impact is heard
from our loving couple on the wall between the rooms..followed by a sigh of relief}

Holli: Thank god...that shoe was killing my foot....
{what were you thinking?

Joel: Geeze, quiet down over there...they'll be plenty of time for fun later.

PurpleHaze: I'm not even that loud! {tosses hair over shoulder, winks at Ash}

Ash: So we dont have much time left now...what'll happen next you think? Explosions?
blinding lights? Collapsing stars?

PurpleHaze: Interesting ideas,but shouldn't we make the most of the time we have left?

Joel: Phz is right. We should find Tyllie before things get out of hand here.
Who knows what mischief he's been up to.

PurpleHaze: That's NOT what I meant....{grins slyly}


{our heroes,joined by PurpleHaze, now depart thier rooms to search for the
mutant manic depressant meatball: Tyllie.....unknown to them a tall robed
figure observes them leaving and slowly follows them through
the hallways of Murcywaves}

{to be continued}

p.s. Jorden..I thought you'd like this better than the monlogue

more to come......

KvHagedorn
31st August 1999, 20:55
(Originally posted by Dilitante1 08-29-1999 05:13 PM)

OK...TIME'S UP

no comments have been posted so we'll go with what I came up with today....

MURCYWAVES -(pronounced mur-key-wavs..hey hukt on fonicz wurkz fer mee)
continued....

{story thus far...our travelers have arrived beyond thier control
to a forum far in the future...they have enjoyed a free meal they have been
given rooms to refresh themselves...(and PurpleHaze behaves herself..WOW!)
now our heros set off to locate the manic depressant meatball they arrived with,
and begin to search the home of their gracious yet mysterious host...
while followed by a tall robed figure (dramatic music here after searching
the parking garage, the laughing computer terminal and the lower levels of MurcyWaves,
Tyllie is found holding his jolted member while sulking in a bathroom. Joel, Ash and Jorden
coax him out of the room so that he may consider medical attention (as if anyone could help
a shrivelled/electrocuted organ

{As our heroes were searching for Tyllie, more forum members arrive up above, in utter
amazement at what has happened to them. ManojM, M Ragsdale, Agent31, ThePit2, and Helevitia
now join the room filled with forum members from the past as well as the current users from
the future...our latest visitors stay close to each other, near the back of the room awaiting
the BIG CLIMAX....}

{ManojM observes the banner flashing on a wall screen....images of children and electronics
blink on the wall panel in front of him...he stares intently at the advertisement,
then it stops}

ManojM: Who'd of thought the "OH NO!" brand (subsidiary of KrapKo) would have taken off like
that? I should have bought stock back when.... {smiles contently} DOH..I can..we ARE in the
future!! {taps M Ragsdale on shoulder} Remind me please to invest when we get back.
[no offense meant Manoj ]

M Ragsdale: Ok i guess, but I already use their products, I've made my investment already
{nudges Helevetia, and smiles....}

Helevetia: Yep, invested here too..{chuckles remembering his Holy Armor of M suit at home}

Agent31: Damn, I want to know what's gonna happen here...oh, anyone see a bathroom around here?
{fidgets as he speaks}]

ThePit2: Sure, I think there's one over on that wall. {points to right}

Agent31: Thanks. {sounds relieved already }

{Agent31 heads (no pun intended) towards the local facilities...as he enters he bumps into Buuri
and his spooge mop.... Agent31 is amazed at how clean the bathroom is..}

Agent31: You do good work keeping up with the bathrooms..it's unusual to see restrooms this nice.
{waves his hand in a Vanna White motion}

Buuri: NO, hehe, its not me who keeps these rooms clean...we have a special crew for that..
{grins with a "cat just ate the canary" look...Buuri grabs his mop and
leaves Agent31 to do his business}

{as our heroes make thier way back to the upper levels of Murcywaves..they are stopped by
3 robed figures,enter Acolye of M, Maggi, and SteveC...

SteveC: Halt, please release Tyllie to us, we have a few questions for him.
{Maggi and Acolyte of M take Tyllie by the arms..}

Maggi: Dont worry about him, he will not be harmed,any more than what he's done to himself here.

Acolyte of M: Honest folks, we will be only be detaining him so he causes no more problems
while he is here. Personal injury to one's self is not permitted
here at Murcywaves.

Joel: Take him, we wont fight this for he's been up to no good since we arrived here.
{rubs his gote' and mustache amused by the event occuring}

HollyBerri: Are you sure? Jorden, I think he should stay with us ...I dont like this..
{grabs Jorden's arm..clings to his side}

Ash: Oh dont worry about him, he is a big boy he can get into trouble all by himself.
{folds his arms, flexes as he gets PurpleHaze's attention}

PurlpeHaze: Even so, we spent all this time to find him only to hand him over to these guys?
{motions to SteveC} what has he done? besides getting zapped?

SteveC: The detainment is purely for his safety....I assure you no harm will come to him.
{motions Acolyte of M and Maggi to leave with thier guest}

Jorden: Let him go with them...he's only causing grief when he's around anyways..
{reaches around HollyBerri to hug her}

PurpleHaze: OK, I guess, but if he's harmed I'll redecorate around here BIG TIME!
{cuddles up to Ash} 1980s style... {Joel shrugs at the comment}

Joel: Big hair! Late Disco! Ewwwwwww! {shrugs again}


{SteveC, Acolye of M, Maggi,and the mutant meatball leave for parts unknown, our heroes make
there way to the upper level to join in the festivities...all wondering what will become
the little troublemaker.....}

{to be continued}

KvHagedorn
31st August 1999, 20:56
(Originally posted by Dilitante1 08-30-1999 03:14 PM)

true Jorden...very true..

oh well , cant get quality people for nothing eh?..........hehe


oh well it's time once again for another exciting episode of MURCYWAVES.............

MURCYWAVES
continued....

{story thus far...our travelers have arrived beyond thier control
to a forum far in the future...having eaten,rested and then searched
for the mutant manic depressant meatball Tyllie, they locate him only
to surrender him(Tyllie) to 3 robed members of Murcywaves....our heroes then
return to await the BIG CLIMAX up in the observation room with other members
(past and future) of the MURC forum....the room is filled with buzzing conversations
about topics from current times as well as the past...}

{below the festivities Tyllie is brought down a long hallway with only
one doorway at its end... led into the doorway by SteveC, Tyllie is shown to a chamber
where he sees Tombman and Spider sitting...Tyllie is motioned to sit down as well...then SteveC
and the other robed companions leave....Tyllie holding his jolted member still,
looks around the room..on the wall is a screen showing the whole history of MURC
through the millenia, from its humble roots to the galactic entity it is in the future,
helping untold numbers of people/creatures to enjoy thier Matrox products...Tyllie speaks}

{sinister music here}

Tyllie: What's going on here? Why are you here?

Tombman: Simple isn't it? I am here because of the trouble I caused for MURC, and so are YOU.
{leans back in his chair}

Tyllie: NO WAY, if that was true, they would have scooped me up when I arrived, not waited
hours after the fact... {rests back against the corner between 2 walls}

Spider: Yeah, the flaming was too much back when and NOW they are holding it against us..

Tyllie: If what you say is true then I am in deep sh#t here, did you try to find a way out?
{starts to pat wall} {music intensifies}

Tombman: Yeah been there, but they are right outside the door, makes it hard to do much
to get out. {rolls eyes in disgust}

Tyllie: COME ON, I cant stay here, with the spamming and crap I did they'll hang me
out to dry here! Help me out. {continues to tap walls}{music escalating}

Spider: Hehehe, yeah, you did some serious sh!t back there..lord knows what'll happen
to you now for it. {grinning}

{Tyllie continues to search for an exit but doesnt get the help he wants from his companions
as he would like....shortly he gives up, dreading what his imagination pictures for him..
boiling in oil, the iron maiden, bamboo shoots up the fingernails.....(lovely thoughts huh?
sitting with his head in his hands..he closes his eyes hoping that this is just a dream, but
he is unsure of anything that he has seen ...Acolyte of M enters and escorts the prisoners? out
and back down the hall from where they were led before, followed by SteveC and Maggi carrying
staffs of M along with them} {somber music...a bell tolls}

{to be continued}

enjoy ;-P

KvHagedorn
31st August 1999, 21:00
Alright, so there were 7 episodes so far.. Dil, if you'd like, you can copy each new episode here so they'll be together.

Waiting for the next one http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif


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Kind Regards,

KvH

KvHagedorn
1st September 1999, 00:29
up

KvHagedorn
1st September 1999, 17:15
the saga continues...

Dilitante1
1st September 1999, 17:42
in the continuing tradition of fine theatre..i bring you...my epic story..;-P

posted here to keep things fast and together


MURCYWAVES...continued (again)

{our heroes having been brought to the future for unknown reasons have...
What the heck! YOU already know what's going on...Tyllie's in BIG trouble..
Phz is STILL behaving with Ash (how long can she make it? http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif our other sicky sweet heroine
is still clinging to her beau (Jorden) all the while Joel ponders: "who will rub my gote'?"
Our travellers are up at the top level of the huge complex known as (you know =)
Tons of forum participants have arrived for thier chance to witness the end of the universe
(wonder why?) Meanwhile a group of robed men rush by surrounding 3 more familiar faces
(who could THEY be?) as they disappear into the depths of MURCYWAVES...our heroes speak}

HollyBerri: WOW! they are in quite a hurry, wonder what's going on with those people?
{sips her drink, puts hand on Jorden's tight leather britches}

PurpleHaze: Yeah, I'll bet they needed to be asked sh!t like they did to Tyllie.
{strokes Ash's backside} When do we slip out for a ride in the Fizzymobile?

Ash: After things get hopping here, easier to slip out/back for a bit that way.
{strokes fingers thru her hair}

Jorden: Dont disappear too soon, you never know what's gonna happen http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif
{leans against wall, Holly slides up next to him}

Joel: So I'm odd man out again? EEEESH...all I ask is that if you take off,
come back for me so I can get home.. who wants to be stuck in the future
with only Tyllie as a similar traveller? {rubs his mustache, then his head}
Oh well, what is taking so long? When will it end!!!

{a figure approaches Joel...nice hieght,slender, well endowed http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif enter SwAmPgIrL}
[I am just guessing due to lack of info here]

SwAmPgIrL: Hey there, big boy, need some company?{steps to side of Joel}

Joel: Sure, I could used a sidekick...{grins foolishly}

SwAmPgIrL: OH REALLY, I see how you are already....{gives a sly look, rubs his chest}
So, what have you been up to lately?

Joel: Meatball sitting. Plain and simple. The joker we arrived with is in trouble I guess.
I wonder what they are doing with him right now? {sighs}

{scene changes to Tyllie, Tombman and Spider, led by the robed SteveC, and chafferoned by
Acolye of M, and Maggi...led slowly down long corridors, our troublemakers are bombarded
with images on the wall screens of thier own activities in the past...flaming, badgering,
useless rants, thoughtless provoking of people just trying to help others..Tyllie sees
screen after screen of spam attacks he performed against the MURC forum...his mouth agape
at what he sees, he realizes how much trouble he has caused, and now worries about his
fate here in the future..Tombman sees the posts of times long ago, and knows that he was
just asking for trouble with EVERY post he made...Spider looks then turns away from his
posts as they travel through the corridor of shame. Spider shields his eyes from the panels
but is caught hiding from his past and prodded to pay attention by Acolyte of M with his
Staff of M......}


{to be continued....}

(happy Joel? http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/biggrin.gif

KvHagedorn
2nd September 1999, 12:55
any more, Dil?

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Kind Regards,

KvH

Dilitante1
2nd September 1999, 17:23
oh yeah, there will be more...but i need 1 night to do yet another project to poke fun at the jokers at my OLD job...Poop Scoop is what i call it...might post some of that as well (later tho)...nuff said for now..more to come, cause WE AINT DONE YET!~

-Dil

KvHagedorn
3rd September 1999, 16:33
Dag nab it! We really need more fun threads after this 5.21 stress fest. Dil, where are you?

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Kind Regards,

KvH

Dilitante1
3rd September 1999, 16:44
dont worry...got my other project done this morning..will be posting soon.. http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/smile.gif

-Dil

Dilitante1
5th September 1999, 06:54
up .....read last post http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/smile.gif

Dilitante1
10th September 1999, 15:11
i plan to finish this story off this weekend, my new job just got MORE complicated by way of a promotion near me...(in other words i got more to do now =) and i feel that i owe it to the members here to finish this off..... so that i can get going with learning the new job cause it's gonna be hopping for quite a while
be good more to come....;-P

-Dil

Dilitante1
12th September 1999, 15:25
the moment you all have been waiting for.....THE FINAL EPISODE................


MURC-YWAVES
the continuing story of travellers from our time to the Forum at the End
of the ......Dammit I'm not typing all that again...Read the earlier posts..ok? http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif
Our travellers are STILL waiting in the assembly room at the top of the structure known as: MURC-YWAVES..with forum goers from the past and present, waiting for the BIG CLIMAX, the room is buzzing with conversation about events old and recent that have occurred on the forum. HollyBerri and Jorden, Ash and PurpleHaze, with SwAmPgIrL and Joel, now are seated together having socialized themselves considerably with the other guests in the room. PHZ plays with the integrated keyboard on the tabletop,longing for her blazing? laptop back home as she catches Ash's eye... A young man(teens) appears in the rear doorway, average build, dark hair, quickly he is surrounded by robed staff members who quickly escort him out of sight....yet again our heroes wonder what is happening with these disappearing guests...

PurpleHaze: Hey Holly, lets go for a walk, I need to go to the "powder room".
{nods at SwAmPgIrL as well to tag along}

HollyBerri: Sure, let's go before things get busy here..
{rises from her seat, Jorden grabs her ass}

Jorden: Dont be gone long, never know what's happening here..
{folds his arms..pouty face appears.. our heroines leave for the powder room glancing back at thier respective men, until they are out of sight...our leading men wave}

Joel: Damn, I wonder what is taking so long, the four hours is just about up..?
{shakes his head, runs hand thru thinning hair} Wonder if I need a trim up top? http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/biggrin.gif

Ash: Dont worry about it Joel, just date short women..
{grins at Joel, then turns to scan the room for activity}

{scene changes, our troublemakers, led by SteveC, and followed by Acolyte of M and Maggi finish the long walk though the corridors of shame where they meet another party of robed staff- wielding people with no less than Seff255,djroberts and damn nation...who seem to have just finished a walk thru the corridors of shame themselves....and appear shaken for the experience......meanwhile above our heroines have returned from the "powder" room and are comfortable once more next to thier beaus...}


{ a large group of robed figures enter the room....the forum goers are pushed back away from the section of the room where our hosts? have appeared from, leaving a large open area between themselves and the visitors to MURC-YWAVES..an old man appears in his robe,walks to the center of the open floor,drops his hood to his shoulders...raises his hand in the direction of the crowd, immediately people approach him in a surrounding move..ALPBM,Buuri,ROM, KvHagedorn, and Kruzin make the bulk of the protective layer around he old man with some unknown faces/species as well....suddenly a flash of light beams from the crystal piece at the side of the room towards the old man and the people surrounding him....in an instant Kruzin and the others are wearing robes identical to the others forming the cirle around the old man...}

{a rumbling is felt under everyones' feet as the whole of MURC-YWAVES now turns toward the center of the universe in preparation of the BIG CLIMAX....the old man looks at the robed people around him and smiles, he then motions them to stand away from him so that he may move around....walking towards the crowd he speaks...}

Old man/ANT: Good Evening everyone,my name is ANT.... you all know why you are here tonight I presume...to witness the End of the Universe...and to witness something as well....(what could that be http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/smile.gif )
{motions to the doorway guards,they nod as SteveC leads the group of troublemakers into the circle of robed men....

ANT: You are also here to witness the punishment of those who have done nothing but cause hate and discontent on the forum over the ages....this group of problematic individuals is from the late 20th century from which a portion of tonight's guests are from.

{he motions his hand and Maggi, Acolye of M, and the other guards assist Tyllie,Tombman, Spider,Seff255,djroberts,and the young damn nation to kneel before ANT..

ANT: Before the end of all the Universe, you 6 will be given your choice of punishment to perform until the end of all things...the options are these: 1. to absorp the very energy you released in causing the torment and annoyance of forum goers during your time period.....2. our bathrooms are spotless due to the majority of individuals who choose this option of punishment, which is less painful,by the way than option 1....our restrooms are wiped down with the most disgusting mops from the entire universe prior to your cleaning attempt...your only cleaning tools are a toothbrush (to move the chunks) and your TONGUES... http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif...the choice is yours..Tyllie your time has come to choose...what will it be?

Tyllie: What gives you the right to do anything to me?..I am allowed my opinion where I came from?

ANT: But you were not allowed to attack the forum, in the way you tried to spam and shut it down...those acts were barbarian in nature, and will not be tollerated. What is your choice?

Tyllie: I am not giving you the satisfaction of an answer...

ANT: Give him a "taste" of what option 1 is.. {grins as he steps back}

{Tyllie is zapped by a blue beam emitted from a gargleblaster mounted above...he writhes in pain as the beam engulfs him......he is screaming but the watchers in the room can't hear him, and can only marvel at the spectacle in front of them...the beam stops, and Tyllie lies on the floor in a fetal position....our other troublemakers start to announce thier choice for option 2...ANT motions to Greebe to step forward...}

Greebe: What do you want with me? I haven't done anything to deserve punishment.

ANT: You will assist Buuri in the preparation of the restroom for our "volunteers"

Greebe: OK. {sighs in relief as he is handed a mop and bucket by Buuri}

Buuri: Follow me, this way...{ they make thier way to the men's restroom}

{Tyllie is helped up by SteveC, only to find his way to the floor due to lack of strength}

ANT: What is your choice now, insect?

Tyllie: I'll clean, dammit. I'll clean. {as he holds his abdomen}

ANT: Because you are given the opportunity to choose again, you forfeit your toothbrush....{motions to SteveC, Maggi and others} Take them to thier punishment zone.....

{our troublemakers are led to the bathroom to fullill thier duties where Buuri and Greebe have finished coating the restroom with the universes' worst spoogemops....groans are heard from Spider and the others as they are led to thier cleaning spots...damn nation argues that he doesn't deserve such punishment, but is prodded with a spooge mop to get to work....the group is warned that if ANY spot is missed in the cleanup the room will be recoated and they will start again...}

{The crowd is directed to watch from hidden cameras the progress of the cleaning...our heroes ponder the idea of buzzing out for a ride in the fizzymobile but decide against it due to lack of time and enjoyment in watching Tyllie and the others cleaning what is now the nastiest restroom in the universe.... http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/biggrin.gif.....}

{ the robed figures walk back to the center of the room where they are motioned to lower thier hoods so that they may be seen by all....familliar faces appear among the figures..Flangor, with his Axe of M in hand, Haig, and Helevitia now stand beside ANT...}

Haig: Joel, step forward please..

Helevitia: Jorden, and Ash step forward as well...

{our reluctant heroes do as thay are told and now stand before ANT, Haig, Flangor and Helevitia...}

Flangor: You have done much to help others...your sense of humor has relieved stress caused by others like Tyllie....

Haig: Your activities will be rewarded in time as well...

Helevitia: But now all we can offer is the opportunity to stand with us as the End of the Universe approaches, in Holy Asbestos Robes from the Church of M.....will you join us?

Joel: I think I speak for all of us when I say yes, we would be honored.

ANT: Then approach and don the robes of the Church of M.....
{a beam hits our heroes and robes appear on them}
{Jorden calls to HollyBerri to come to him ...she steps up to him and hugs him in pure excitement of what has just transpired in front of all in the room...PurpleHaze and SwAmPgIrL step to the sides of thier respective beaus, and ALL in the room observe a bright flash in the sky above them...the end has begun.... a wave of light slowly streaks across the sky engulfing all it comes in contact with... a speaker announces that the wave of destruction will hit them in 30 minutes..at its present rate...... our heroes decide that a ride in the Fizzymobile is in order...they make thier way to the garage level where they locate PHZ's love buggy...with Thompson Twin Drive and Garcia suspension (for a smooth ride http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/smile.gif and last but not least the green fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif PHZ hops in the front with Ash, and Jorden with Holly jump in back...but Joel and SwAmPgIrL decline the ride saying that they'd rather be alone before it is all done and gone..and disco-free.....they wave as the Fizzymobile darts away into the sky....the evening gowns are seen flying from the vehicle as it disappears from site...while in the background the lightwave of destruction gets ever nearer....fade to black....}

{observation deck of MURC-YWAVES...ANT and Haig are seen beside the giant crystal in the center of the deck...they are preparing to send our heroes back to thier respective time..a figure steps up to ANT..it is Dilitante1..who questions if the visitors will be allowed to remember thier visit...a hand is waved near the giant glowing crystal..ANT replies in the affirmative....and our heroes slowly fade from sight as they travel back to thier own time and prior lives before they are hit by the wave of light...........}

{restroom....our troublemakers are seen still scrubbing the floor with thier tongues to the enjoyment of thier watchers, Buuri and Greebe who still taunt the meatball and company to keep working... http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/biggrin.gif }

THE END?


enjoy...who knows? there may be a sequel.... http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/biggrin.gif

again sorry for the wait...hope you think it was worth it.....
wow, this was a long episode wasnt it? =)
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Dilitante1
19th September 1999, 12:55
There is speculation out there that I'm planning my sequel already....the answer is maybe http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/biggrin.gif
seriously, i did think about it but my energy has been spent learning the new stuff with the new job...if there are those who truely want a sequel...i will do it but it will be a bit before i can commit myself to it....comments welcome.. http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

-Dil

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Jorden
19th September 1999, 13:40
??We want more??

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Kruzin
19th September 1999, 14:22
I just had am image of what a child of Joel and Swampy might look like.

All I can say is: EWWWWW

http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

KvHagedorn
19th September 1999, 14:29
Be sure to check your e-mail, Dil. I sent you a few ideas http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

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Kind Regards,

KvH

Jorden
19th September 1999, 14:33
Like a bigger part for you, KvH?? http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

KvHagedorn
19th September 1999, 14:51
LOL Well Jorden, since all the ladies here seem to be taken (all THREE of them.. geez c'mon female geeks, I know you're out there! http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif ) I guess there's not many good roles left! http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/frown.gif

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Kind Regards,

KvH

Jorden
19th September 1999, 15:01
The other 2 could divorce or do otherwise, according to Dil's state of mind http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif
Heck, even the virtual Holly could run away from the virtual me... Don't be sour... he'll find a way http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/smile.gif

Jorden.

KvHagedorn
19th September 1999, 15:26
LOL true.. sent Dil an idea, that perhaps we could all be transported to the age/planet of the supermodel computer enthusiasts http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Kind Regards,

KvH

Dilitante1
19th September 1999, 15:33
well, it would make it sooooooooo much easier if more of the female audience here would step forward to allow for more character interaction ( aka more roles http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/smile.gif )then the existing heroes wouldnt run out of good lines so quickly http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/biggrin.gif come on! who wants to play on the planet of women! LOL
-Dil

btw i added up all the posts from new fun thread and episode6-on (didnt include this thread tho,) 281posts between the 2 threads..cool http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif
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Dilitante1
17th October 2000, 21:24
Things are waaay too serious around here......time to troll and drag up a good old story from a while back.......Moderator feel free to relocate this to TSB....as I dont have the power to do it...8-(


enjoy....


-Dil

Liquid Snake
17th October 2000, 22:49
What the...? Where did this come from? Oh well. Is there ever going to be a sequel?

HedsSpaz
18th October 2000, 06:59
BWAHAHAHA!!! I for one am glad that Dil pulled this up. That was absolutely hilarious. http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/biggrin.gif

So what are the chances of a sequel? http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/biggrin.gif

Greebe
18th October 2000, 07:12
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Dilitante1
19th October 2000, 08:21
NO Mike, there wont be any Teletubbies in the sequel.....if I manage to come up with something (to top the origional of course) http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/biggrin.gif


-Dil

Technoid
21st October 2000, 11:43
I once saw the end of a Teletubbies show at 6:30 in the morning at a sunday.
My litle sister was watshing...
I almost puked and went to bed again..
Im not sure if it was a realy awfull nightmare or a realy bad way to start a day.

Dilitante1
25th October 2000, 09:58
like this?
http://www.joecartoon.com/comics/tubby/tubby5.html



:p



sorry to troll this up but the time is near to start the sequel

any ideas will be considered =D

Dilitante1
20th July 2001, 21:15
That's right everyone time to fling out ideas for the exciting sequel to everyone's favorite saga.... MURC-y-waves


after our brave heroes leave the strange yet wonderful Forums at the End of the Universe, what exciting event will unfold?

:D

drop a line, let me know what you would like to see happen.......

-pickled....for a long time now

Jorden
20th July 2001, 21:23
Just write me outside the story and make someone else the white eye and teeth hero ;)

KvHagedorn
20th July 2001, 21:47
Just please no teletubbies.. unless you need some villians, since we have been blessedly free of tylaus and the like recently. Hard to believe this was almost two years ago.. almost wish we had another flamer to bash.. not a tylau though.

Dilitante1
20th July 2001, 22:10
hmm true we have been fairly clear of troublemakers..........we have currently : G450newbie, djroberts has appeared in the last week with his Pakuhd Bel 90 megahutz,and we cant forget the flamefests against Jord and Greebe by "evil minis"......brAinstorming...more brainstorming.......


-pickled.....

omegaRED
21st July 2001, 07:55
Oh Dil ... this was absolutely BRILLIANT!!!

Unfortunately i wasnt a member back in 99 so i missed it ... thanks KvH for bringing this up again.

I love it ... Dil, you have to put it all together into one text be always available. How about the FAQs or the Archives?

KvHagedorn
21st July 2001, 08:24
thanks KvH for bringing this up again.

You're welcome, but look at the date I started this thread.. :eek:

This story had been spread out over several long threads so I had just consolidated it. Dil is the guy who brought it back to today. ;)

Dilitante1
21st July 2001, 08:49
I had posted some of this but it got lost

plus the fact we were having forum problems due to the mutant meatball....so KvH was kind enough to consolidate them......I do have a cleaned up txt version and will send it out if you like.....as for posting permanantly in the FAQ that is up to the Mod of that area (Jord?) or Ant.....



still scheming,planning
so throw those ideas out....so I can see them ;)


-pickled

Liquid Snake
21st July 2001, 09:29
Well, it'd be nice if I was included in the story this time :p But I wasn't registered yet at the time the story was written, so...

omegaRED
21st July 2001, 09:37
Yeah, put LS in this time ... and get him a chick :D Older chick ... MUCH older ... :D

Nah, j/k ... but i want in too ... ;)