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The truth about newsgroups!
Question: How many newsgroup subscribers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Answer: 398
1 to change the lightbulb and write a post to the newsgroup, that the bulb has been changed
14 to share previous experiences on changing bulbs, and different ways to change lightbulbs
7 to warn about the danger of changing lightbulbs.
156 to write to the newsgroup administrator to complain about all this lightbulb discussion
and its irelevance to this newsgroup
109 to write, that this newsgroup is not about lightbulbs, and that people please move their
posts to alt.electronincs.lightbulbs
111 to defend the post to this newsgroup, with "everyone uses lightbulbs, so it is relevant to this group"
27 to post links where you can see different types of lightbulbs
4 to suggest reading the lightbulb FAQ
58 to complain that everybody always replies to all posts
74 to write that they liked all the answers, and that don´t mind
1 post on how to MAKE EASY MONEY!!! by selling lightbulbs, and that you can get more info for only $5
Hope it didn´t lose to much in the translation !
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Are you tired of apples, pears and peaches ?
Then try banana.... banana has an easy to clean yellow surface, and comes fully assembled. And when you´re not using it, just fold it up and slide it under the bed!
Answer: 398
1 to change the lightbulb and write a post to the newsgroup, that the bulb has been changed
14 to share previous experiences on changing bulbs, and different ways to change lightbulbs
7 to warn about the danger of changing lightbulbs.
156 to write to the newsgroup administrator to complain about all this lightbulb discussion
and its irelevance to this newsgroup
109 to write, that this newsgroup is not about lightbulbs, and that people please move their
posts to alt.electronincs.lightbulbs
111 to defend the post to this newsgroup, with "everyone uses lightbulbs, so it is relevant to this group"
27 to post links where you can see different types of lightbulbs
4 to suggest reading the lightbulb FAQ
58 to complain that everybody always replies to all posts
74 to write that they liked all the answers, and that don´t mind
1 post on how to MAKE EASY MONEY!!! by selling lightbulbs, and that you can get more info for only $5
Hope it didn´t lose to much in the translation !
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Are you tired of apples, pears and peaches ?
Then try banana.... banana has an easy to clean yellow surface, and comes fully assembled. And when you´re not using it, just fold it up and slide it under the bed!
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