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Paddy
25th May 2000, 06:28
Element Name: WOMAN Symbol: WO

Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may
freeze at any time. Melts when ever treated properly. Very bitter if
mishandled.

Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when
left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed next to a shinier specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.



Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.



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Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY

Atomic Weight: (180 +/-50)

Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of
shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure
sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as
easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.
Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize
by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are
able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.

SCompRacer
25th May 2000, 06:49
Is this like an MSDS sheet that goes in your Haz Mat book?

Paddy
25th May 2000, 07:05
?

SCompRacer
25th May 2000, 07:12
Material Safety Data Sheet. Goes in the Right To Know book of Hazardous Materials.

Something to refer to in the workplace to gain knowledge of hazardous materials for safe handling. Required by OSHA (Occupational Safety & Health Administration), a US goverment agency.

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This third shift person has been up way too many hours.

Paddy
25th May 2000, 07:14
doh!
(too little caffine today!)

SCompRacer
25th May 2000, 07:18
Too much! How else am I going to get everything done today? Just real easy to get off task right now. Am DL'ing files to fix an HP PC for someone.

The MSDS thing would get a few laughs here though.

Paddy
25th May 2000, 07:22
I have just missed another lecture becasue i spent too long on the computers!

SCompRacer
25th May 2000, 07:27
Say, thats not good. How are you, a medical student, going to know what you missed?

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Forgot to say that what your girlfriend sent you is humurous. I did not get it was a joke at first cause it was so accurate!

[This message has been edited by SCompRacer (edited 25 May 2000).]

Paddy
25th May 2000, 07:30
I think the lecture is on fetal malformations (the problem is that i have left my bag in the lecture theater - so i cant go home!).

Jorden
25th May 2000, 08:05
With other words, she might be pregnant or not, or never can be, Pat?

FaRaN
25th May 2000, 09:47
I think it's very funny... going to e-mail this one around my adressbook and spam the world!

ahum

To WHOM it may concern:



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In case it's a harware problem:
PIII-500, 256 MB, G400 MAX DH on, ABIT BH6, MX300
Win2K drivers: 5.03

Aurel
25th May 2000, 13:40
Nice one Patrick http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/wink.gif

(I still hate the thing though, and my teacher makes me hate it more)

Paddy
25th May 2000, 13:42
plenty more crap where that came from! http://forums.murc.ws/ubb/biggrin.gif