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    Where would you rather be?

    IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
    AT WORK.........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

    IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
    AT WORK.........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

    IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behavior.
    AT WORK.........You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

    IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK........ You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

    IN PRISON.......You can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
    AT WORK.........You have to share.

    IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK.........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

    IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
    AT WORK.........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
    AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON...... There are wardens who are often sadistic.
    AT WORK....... .They are called supervisors.

    IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
    AT WORK........ You get fired if you get caught.

    NOW GET BACK TO WORK

    Jord.
    When I chose to go out
    I always leave the light on
    when I have to stay in,
    you always find me by the phone.

    My friends tell me that I'm lucky,
    now that I'm living on my own,
    and while they've never been more right,
    can someone tell me when will love come home?

    DJ Jean,- Love come home.

  • #2
    Very good.

    Somewhere you ought to have to added

    At work you get promoted for doing nothing!
    Chief Lemon Buyer no more Linux sucks but not as much
    Weather nut and sad git.

    My Weather Page

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    • #3
      Does this rant refer to the old job? Or the new one?

      WORK is something so distasteful that they have to PAY you to do it.

      [This message has been edited by Bixler (edited 11 April 2000).]
      Greebe's juiced up Athlon @750 on an MSI Irongate Based M/B Marvel G200 TV with HW/DVD Daughtercard,
      CDBurner, Creative DVD, two big WD Hdds, Outboard 56K modem
      Parallel Port Scanner, Creative S/B AWE 64 (ISA), and a new Logitech WebCam (My first USB device)

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      • #4
        you forgot the communal shower?
        The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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