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    Some of the silly things one person sends to me, which I want to share with you all as you need a laugh or two

    Jord.
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    http://belle.pcpros.net/~grandma/bad.html
    http://www.vaxxine.com/steveb/sparrow.htm
    http://www.123humor.com/joke31.htm
    http://www.123humor.com/work.htm

    Especially for Pauly (as in ALBPM): http://www.magicthoughts.com/jokevault/joke_1.html
    http://www.magicthoughts.com/jokevault/joke_5.html
    http://www.magicthoughts.com/jokevault/joke_8.html
    http://www.magicthoughts.com/jokevault/joke_13.html
    http://www.magicthoughts.com/jokevault/joke_15.html
    http://www.magicthoughts.com/golf/index.html
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    The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.
    She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in law standing naked by the door.
    "What are you doing?" she asked.
    "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
    "This is my love dress" the daughter-in-law explained.
    "Love dress? But you're naked!"
    "My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute."
    The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door.
    Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
    "What are you doing?" he asked.
    "This is my love dress" she replied.
    "Needs ironing!" he answered

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    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ... promise!

    Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 3 A.M., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up, and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick, witty solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

    The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

    She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why she said "Well, last night it cuckooed 3 times,then said 'oh shit,'cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled,
    cuckooed twice more, and then farted.

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    [This message has been edited by Jord (edited 29 March 2000).]
    When I chose to go out
    I always leave the light on
    when I have to stay in,
    you always find me by the phone.

    My friends tell me that I'm lucky,
    now that I'm living on my own,
    and while they've never been more right,
    can someone tell me when will love come home?

    DJ Jean,- Love come home.
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