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  • I Got Mail!

    I just get a thunderous amount of spam at work. Much of it is just naked sleeze (advanced degrees from "prestigeous non-accredited universities," porn site stuff, etc.). The other day, I got a particularly interesting message. Several felonies appear to have been committed.

    Let me put my cards on the table. I personally don't agree with the marijuana laws in the United States. However, the idea of a spammer facing hard time in a federal penitentiary, for whatever reason, has its appeal.

    The message itself, along with details, will follow my signature. Now, don't get any ideas about using this service, because it just might be a law enforcement agency practicing some e-commerce entrapment.

    Any ideas?

    Paul
    paulcs@flashcom.net

    Received: from moosebud.com (ri-tnt190.efortress.com [205.181.173.190])
    by mailhub1.ncal.verio.com (8.8.8+Sun/8.8.7) with SMTP id UAA26470;
    Sun, 19 Mar 2000 20:28:38 -0800 (PST)
    From: MooseFN@aol.com
    Message-Id: <200003200428.UAA26470@mailhub1.ncal.verio.com>
    To: <frederic@ccnet.com>
    Subject: Best Marijuanna in RI & Mass for sale - sample size available now
    Date: Sun, 19 Mar 2000 19:52:12
    X-UIDL: 7e29fc4aaac2791b78580f4d063d2b02

    Hello Smokers!

    I sell only the best greenbud in RI and MA - legally through the
    internet. You may consider trying my sample-size ($5 includes
    s&h) or place an order before the government makes this
    impossible.

    Here are some prices:

    Skunkbud
    $50/qtr $180/oz $600/qp

    Fresh GreenBud with Red Hairs
    $40/qtr $140/oz $450/qp

    Jamaican Bail (Imported)
    $40/qtr $140/oz $425/qp

    I will hand-pack and ship your discreet package via postal mail.
    Email me, Moose, at this address for details - I cannot say that
    I can accept all forms of payment but I am sure we can work
    something out!

    Thanks,
    Moose

    * To be removed from this list, simply reply with "please remove
    my email address from your mailing list so that I do not recieve
    any more unwanted spam from you in the future" in the subjectline
    AND message body EXACTLY and NOTHING else.

  • #2
    Wow, I wish that my SPAM was as interesting as yours!
    The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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    • #3
      Do you want a Ph.D. from a prestigeous "non-accredited university?" Maybe in Pharmacology?

      Paul
      paulcs@flashcom.net

      eceived: from hdnt.sign.co.kr ([210.120.111.35])
      by mailhub1.ncal.verio.com (8.8.8+Sun/8.8.7) with ESMTP id TAA10509;
      Wed, 22 Mar 2000 19:48:28 -0800 (PST)
      From: JAN@thaimail.com
      Message-Id: <200003230348.TAA10509@mailhub1.ncal.verio.com>
      Received: from 1I81USKnc (abe2503d.ipt.aol.com [171.226.80.61]) by hdnt.sign.co.kr with SMTP (Microsoft Exchange Internet Mail Service Version 5.5.1960.3)
      id H29CY8V5; Tue, 21 Mar 2000 20:01:13 +0900
      DATE: 21 Mar 00 6:07:19 AM
      TO: Sally@aol.com
      SUBJECT: NEED A DEGREE FAST LIKE TODAY!
      X-UIDL: 4164b6541807c5ce9f049d426b637c86

      UNIVERSITY DIPLOMAS

      Obtain a prosperous future, money earning power,
      and the admiration of all.

      Diplomas from prestigious non-accredited
      universities based on your present knowledge
      and life experience.

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      Bachelors, masters, MBA, and doctorate (PhD)
      diplomas available in the field of your choice.

      No one is turned down.

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      within days!!!

      713-866-6501

      Call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, including
      Sundays and holidays.

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      • #4
        I'm with you, Patrick...!

        But, in fact, aren't all the felonies committed by the buyer, not the seller (unless said seller actually sent the stated goods)?

        Offering pot for sale in those small amounts is, I think, a misdemeanor... and I'm not even sure that it is illegal via the Internet, though it certainly is violation of the TOS of the ISP in question (which is not a crime, to violate the TOS). But up to this point, the person could claim it was a joke.

        Now, if you sent your money into the void (or, Heaven forbid, your CC#), I think that is a crime-- since you are now obviously attempting to buy an illegal substance. But if you only bought one quarter-pound, I think it's still a misdemeanor (but the limit may be an ounce, a qp may be too much).

        And naturally, if the idiot sent it, s/he <u>is</u> now committing a felony-- or actually two, I think-- whatever corruption of the mails is called, and transporting illegal substances across state lines...

        .... I don't see how that fool expected this to work, mailing off a blind mailing list (upon which any of the individuals might be a police officer, a US Marshall, or a postal inspector), when s/he has to give some kind of traceable e-mail address in return to get the "sales"....

        Jerk.

        Unless it <u>is</u> entrapment, upon which subject let us not get started...

        --------------
        Holly

        [This message has been edited by HollyBerri (edited 23 March 2000).]

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        • #5
          The transportation of illegal narcotics across state lines and use of the mail for these purposes is, I believe, feloneous. I believe it it is a federal crime as well, and the penalties may include being the mistress of a large, surly inmate.

          Paul
          paulcs@flashcom.net

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          • #6
            It is an AOL address, so I wouldn't be surprised if a police agency was involved.

            Paul
            paulcs@flashcom.net

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            • #7
              ROFL!!!!

              How did I know you were going to say "America Online" at some point...!

              The more things change, the more they stay the same....

              Did you hear about the $8.4 million insider trading scheme that began in an AOL chatroom?

              Can you say "begging to get caught?"

              LOL....

              ----------------------------
              Holly

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              • #8
                If you're stupid enough to buy pot over e-mail, from someone you don't know, you deserve everything that happens to you.

                If you want to get high in the privacy of your own home, it's none of my business.

                But please, they should invent a new class of felonies that consist only of people doing stupid things...

                Imagine the cell block for all the people who:

                - bought pot over e-mail from a stranger
                - drive slow in the left lane
                - picked Cincinnati to win the NCAA knowing Kenyon Martin snapped his leg a week before the tourney
                - wear speedos to the beach (sorry non-Americans - it's just gross)
                - subscribe to AOL

                [This message has been edited by ahartman (edited 24 March 2000).]
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                • #9
                  <FONT SIZE=4>... ROTFLMAO<SUP>tm</SUP> ...
                  <FONT SIZE=1><SUP>tm</SUP> courtesy of ALBPM aka Darth Mahl [MU]<FONT SIZE=2>
                  "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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                  • #10
                    Why is it that EVERY time I hear about someone who got "busted" for something "illicit" or "illegal" online, they were on AOL?

                    News Flash: kiddie porno ring busted! 8 AOL users were arrested today after they were caught distributing child porno!

                    News Flash: insider trading busted! 40 people who did insider trading in an open AOL chat room were arrested today...

                    News Flash: online drug dealers busted! An AOL user was arrested today for selling drugs online!

                    News Flash: software pirates busted! 25 computer software pirates were arrested today, after offering their "warez" in an AOL chat room!

                    *sigh* friggin morons.

                    - Gurm



                    ------------------
                    Listen up, you primitive screwheads! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! Etc. etc.
                    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                    I'm the least you could do
                    If only life were as easy as you
                    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                    If only life were as easy as you
                    I would still get screwed

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                    • #11
                      Higher than High
                      Jordâ„¢

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                      • #12
                        Pretty groovie site there Jordan
                        PIII 600E at 800Mhz, Waiting for G800, til then Voodoo3 3000, Asus P3B-F at 133FSB (ain't none better!), 256MB PC133 Memory, 2 Seagate 18GB Cheeeeetazzzz.

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