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> > > A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He
> > > rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the
> > > morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and
> rolls
> > > over.
> > >
> > > Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says
> his
> > > wife.
> > > So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the
> door
> > > and
> > > there is man standing at the door.It didn't take the homeowner long to
> > > realize the man was drunk.
> > > "Hi there." slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push??"
> > > "No, get lost, it's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and
> > > slams the door.
> > >
> > > He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says,
> > >
> > > "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke
> down
> in
> > > the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter
> and
> > > you
> > > had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would
> > > have
> > > happened if he'd told us to get lost??"
> > > "But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
> > > "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would
> be
> > > the Christian thing to help him."
> > >
> > > So the husband out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He
> > > opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he
> > > shouts: "Hey, do you still want a push??" and he hears a voice cry
> > > out "Yes, please."
> > >
> > > So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: "Where are you?"
> > > And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing."
> >
> >
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