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Mary Poppins was traveling home, but, due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.
"Certainly madam," he replied courteously.
"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.
"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night.
Would you care to select something from this menu?"
Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like
cauliflower cheese, please," said Mary.
"Certainly, madam," he replied.
"And may I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely.
The receptionist nodded and smiled.
"In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs, please," Mary
mused.
After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night. The night passed uneventfully, and the next morning Mary went down early to check out. The same person was still at the desk.
"Morning, madam...sleep well?"
"Yes, thank you," Mary replied.
"Food to your liking?"
"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional; I don't
think I have had better. Shame about the eggs, though....they really weren't that nice at all," replied Mary truthfully.
"Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest
Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion," said the receptionist.
"OK, I will...thanks!" replied Mary....who checked out, then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey.
Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written:
"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocio us!"
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room,
while their wives were in labor.
The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations,
sir, you're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence," the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for
the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man,
saying, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."
"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work
for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around,
the nurse came back. This time she turned to the third man - who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.
"Don't tell me. Another coincidence?" asked the nurse. After finally
regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it. I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."
After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy,
who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly regained his consciousness. When he was finally able to speak, they heard him whisper repeatedly the same phraseover and over again:
"I should have never taken that job at 7-up"
"I should have never taken that job at 7-up"
"I should have never taken that job at 7-up..."
Joel
"Certainly madam," he replied courteously.
"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.
"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available all night.
Would you care to select something from this menu?"
Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would like
cauliflower cheese, please," said Mary.
"Certainly, madam," he replied.
"And may I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely.
The receptionist nodded and smiled.
"In that case, I would love a couple of poached eggs, please," Mary
mused.
After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night. The night passed uneventfully, and the next morning Mary went down early to check out. The same person was still at the desk.
"Morning, madam...sleep well?"
"Yes, thank you," Mary replied.
"Food to your liking?"
"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional; I don't
think I have had better. Shame about the eggs, though....they really weren't that nice at all," replied Mary truthfully.
"Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts to our Guest
Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion," said the receptionist.
"OK, I will...thanks!" replied Mary....who checked out, then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey.
Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written:
"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocio us!"
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room,
while their wives were in labor.
The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations,
sir, you're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence," the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for
the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man,
saying, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."
"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work
for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around,
the nurse came back. This time she turned to the third man - who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.
"Don't tell me. Another coincidence?" asked the nurse. After finally
regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it. I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."
After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy,
who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly regained his consciousness. When he was finally able to speak, they heard him whisper repeatedly the same phraseover and over again:
"I should have never taken that job at 7-up"
"I should have never taken that job at 7-up"
"I should have never taken that job at 7-up..."
Joel
I just passed 250 posts too...
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