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    I have come here for some time know, and I have had some problems with decoding the jargon here. I have figured out many shortcuts by now, but some still seems clowdy. I would think that many newcommers/newbies have the same problem.

    So, how about the Oldboys Team* could chip in forming some sort of dictionary.

    Start with "LOL", I'm sure it is simple, but I have been headbanging my monitor and still no solution have come from it (not entirely true thou, I know now how severe hangovers feels like, it is not comperable to the version induced by alcohol, trust me)

    So please feel free to help...SteveC, Father Joel, Ant, Haig, Kruzin, Maggi and many more.

    Thanks

    Ghydda

    * Or should we say: The group formely known as the beta-boyz. No offence intended

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    A slowly desintegrating nobody with an AMD K6-2 350@3.5x110 on a ASUS P5A with 256MB Memorycard PC100, Adaptec 2940UW, Adaptec 2904CD, 3 SCSI HD, JVC Burner, Plextor 40Max, SBlive Value SBLive with homemade S/PDIF I/O-card and last but not least - Matrox Marvel G200 16MB SD
    As I always say: You can get more with a kind word and a 2-by-4 than you can with just a kind word.
    My beloved Parhelia was twotiming with Dan Wood - now she's gone forever and all I got is this lousy T-shirt
    |Stolen Rig|RetroGames Rig|Workstation Rig|Server Rig|

  • #2
    Laugh On Line
    chuck

    Chuck
    秋音的爸爸

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    • #3
      Lolligaging Over Lollipops

      Actually:

      Laughing Out Loud
      Lots Of Laughter
      Laugh Out Loud

      Dave
      Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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      • #4
        want a hard one?

        ROFLMAO = Roll On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off
        ROFLMHO = exchange Ass for Head
        ROFL = must be easy now

        <--- that's harder !!

        Jorden
        Jordâ„¢

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        • #5
          Better yet... here's the list....

          > CHAT TERMS
          >
          > Chat term: BBFN.............Bye Bye for now
          > Chat term: BEG..............Big evil grin
          > Chat term: BF...............Boy friend
          > Chat term: BSG..............Big silly grin
          > Chat term: DLTBBB...........Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
          > Chat term: DK ..............Don't Know
          > Chat term: EMSG.............E-mail MeSsaGe
          > Chat term: FYI..............For Your Information
          > Chat term: G................Grin
          > Chat term: GF...............Girl Friend
          > Chat term: GFN..............Gone For Now
          > Chat term: GHM..............God Help Me
          > Chat term: GHP .............Good Hand Paqrtner
          > Chat term: GHY..............God Help You
          > Chat term: GSM..............God Save Me
          > Chat term: GMBO ............Giggling My Butt Off
          > Chat term: GMTA ............Great Minds Think Alike
          > Chat term: GTSY ............Glad To See You
          > Chat term: H&K's ..........Hugs and Kisses
          > Chat term: HABU ............Have A Better 'Un
          > Chat term: HAGN ............Have A Good Night
          > Chat term: HAGU ............Have A Good 'Un
          > Chat term: HHIS ............Hanging Head In Shame
          > Chat term: IC ..............I See
          > Chat term: IGP..............I Gotta Pee
          > Chat term: IMO ............In My Opinion
          > Chat term: IMHO ...........In My Humble Opinion
          > Chat term: IRL .............In Real Life
          > Chat term: IWALY ...........I Will Always Love You
          > Chat term: JK ..............Just Kidding
          > Chat term: JMO .............Just My Opinion
          > Chat term: JTLYK ...........Just To Let You Know
          > Chat term: KIT .............Keep In Touch
          > Chat term: KOTC.............Kiss On The Cheek
          > Chat term: KOTL ............Kiss On The Lips
          > Chat term: L8R .............Later
          > Chat term: L8R G8R .........Later 'Gator
          > Chat term: LHM .............Lord Help Me
          > Chat term: LHY .............Lord Help You
          > Chat term: LHU .............Lord Help Us
          > Chat term: LMAO ............Laughing My Ass Off
          > Chat term: LMHO ............Laughing My Head Off
          > Chat term: LOL .............Lots of Laughing/Lots of Love/Laughing out
          > Loud
          > Chat term: LSHMBIB .........Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
          > Chat term: LTNS ............Long Time No See
          > Chat term: LTM .............Laughing To Myself
          > Chat term: LYWAMH...........Love You With All My Heart
          > Chat term: LY ..............Love You/Love Ya
          > Chat term: Moof ............To be disconect from server
          > Chat term: NP ..............No Problem
          > Chat term: OIC .............Oh, I See
          > Chat term: OL .............Old lady
          > Chat term: OM ..............Old Man
          > Chat term: OTTOMH ..........Off The Top Of My Head
          > Chat term: PDS ............Please Don't Shoot
          > Chat term: PM ............Private Message
          > Chat term: PMFJI ..........Pardon Me For Jumping In
          > Chat term: PMP .............Peed My Pants
          > Chat term: POAHF ...........Put On A Happy Face
          > Chat term: poof ............left the chatroom in a puff of smoke
          > Chat term: PTB .............Powers That Be
          > Chat term: QSL .............Reply (adopted from HAM Radio jargon)
          > Chat term: QSO .............Conversation (adopted from HAM Radio
          > ............................jargon)
          > Chat term: QT ..............Cutie/Q-Tip
          > Chat term: ROTFL............Rolling On The Floor Laughing
          > Chat term: ROTFLMAO......... " ...My Ass Off
          > Chat term: ROTFLMAOAY....... " ...At You
          > Chat term: ROTFLMAOAUTS..... " ...And Unable To Speak
          > Chat term: ROTFLMAOWTIME.... " ...With Tears In My Eyes
          > Chat term: ROTFLMBHO........ " ...Laughing My Bloody Head Off
          > Chat term: RTSM ............Read The Stupid Manual!
          > Chat term: SFETE ...........Smiling From Ear To Ear
          > Chat term: SHID ............Slaps Head In Disgust
          > Chat term: SO .............Significant Other
          > Chat term: SWAK ............Sealed With A Kiss
          > Chat term: SWALK ...........Sealed With A Loving Kiss
          > Chat term: SWL..............Screaming With Laughter
          > Chat term: SYS .............See You Soon
          > Chat term: TA ..............Thanks Again
          > Chat term: TOY .............Thinking Of You
          > Chat term: TOYWL............ " ...With Love
          > Chat term: TOYWLOL.......... " ...Lots of Love
          > Chat term: TTFN.............Ta Ta For Now
          > Chat term: TTYL.............Talk To You Later
          > Chat term: TY...............Thank you
          > Chat term: VBG .............Very Big Grin
          > Chat term: WB...............Welcome Back
          > Chat term: WTH .............Who/,What the Heck/,Hell?
          > Chat term WTG .............Way To Go
          > Chat term: YBS .............You'll be Sorry
          > Chat term: YWC .............Your WelCome
          >
          > EMOTION ICONS
          >
          > Faces:
          >
          > :-| ~~~~~~Ambivalent, Unmoved, Indifferent
          > O:-) ~~~~~~Angel with Halo
          > >:-( ~~~~~~Angry, Unimpressed
          > |-I ~~~~~~Asleep
          > (: ): ~~~~~~Band Aid
          > :-{} ~~~~~~Blowing a Kiss
          > |-O ~~~~~~Bored, Yawning
          > :-C ~~~~~~Bummed Out
          > :-( ) ~~~~~~Can't Stop Talking, Big Mouth
          > :'-( ~~~~~~Crying (Sad Tears)
          > :'-) ~~~~~~Crying (Happy Tears)
          > :-9 ~~~~~~Delicious/Yummy
          > <:*) ~~~~~~Clowning Around
          > :-) ~~~~~~Happy Face
          > :-( ~~~~~~Unhappy Face
          > ;-) ~~~~~~Cheeky/Flirtatious/Joking Grin
          > :-> ~~~~~~Devilish Grin
          > ;-> ~~~~~~Irony/Light Sarcasm
          > >:-> ~~~~~~Really Devilish Grin/Remark
          > >;-> ~~~~~~Lewd/Suggestive
          > >:-@ ~~~~~~ Angry and Screaming
          > :-@ ~~~~~~ Screaming
          > :-P ~~~~~~ Poking Out Your Tongue
          > :*) ~~~~~~Happy Drunk
          > :*( ~~~~~~Sad Drunk
          > %-6 ~~~~~~Exhausted/Brain dead
          > <:-( ~~~~~~Concerned
          > %-) ~~~~~~Too Many Hours In Front Of The Computer Screen
          > :-D ~~~~~~Very Big Enthusiastic Smile
          > :-B ~~~~~~Bucky Beaver Teeth/What's up Doc?
          > :-\ ~~~~~~Undecided
          > :-O ~~~~~~Shocked/Uh Oh!/
          > <:-O ~~~~~~Surprised
          > <:-| ~~~~~~Dunce
          > :-X ~~~~~~My Lips are Sealed
          > :-& ~~~~~~Tongue-tied
          > :~/ ~~~~~~Mixed-up/Confused
          > {{{{{{ }}}}}}~~~~~~Hugs
          > ****** ~~~~~~Kisses
          > \~/ ~~~~~~Full Glass
          > \_/ ~~~~~~Empty Glass
          > &&&& ~~~~~~Pretzels
          > (_!_) ~~~~~~Moonie
          > @)}->-->-- ~~~~~~Rose
          > ^5 ~~~~~~High Five
          > :-(/................ ~~~~~~Sad with Tears
          > :-)/................ ~~~~~~Happy with Tears
          > :-)L/............... ~~~~~~Laughing so hard I have tears running down my
          > face
          >
          > This is also a way to use your
          > abbreviations
          >
          > *L* ~~~~~~ Laugh
          > *LOL* ~~~~~~ Laugh Out Loud
          > *LMAO* ~~~~~~ Laughing My Ass Off
          > *LMFAO* ~~~~~~ Laughing My F-ing Ass Off
          > *ROFLMAO* ~~~~~~ Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off
          > *ROFLMAOWPMP* ~~~~~~ Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Pissing
          > My Pants
          > *S* ~~~~~~ Smile
          > *BS* ~~~~~~ Big Smile
          > *VBS*~~~~~~ Very Big Smile
          > *G* ~~~~~~ Grin
          > *WG* ~~~~~~ Wicked Grin
          > *EG* ~~~~~~ Evil Grin
          > *GFETE*~~~~~~ Grinning From Ear To Ear
          > *WL* ~~~~~~ Wicked Laugh
          > *KOTC*~~~~~~ Kiss On The Cheek
          > J/K ~~~~~~ Just kidding
          >
          > Nasties
          >
          > BREAST
          >
          > (o)(o)~~~~~~ Perfect breasts
          > ( + )( + )~~~~~~ Fake silicone breasts
          > (*)(*)~~~~~~ High nipple breasts
          > (@)(@)~~~~~~ Big nipple breasts
          > oo ~~~~~~ A cups
          > { O }{ O }~~~~~~ D cups
          > (oYo) ~~~~~~ Wonder bra breasts
          > ( ^)( ^)~~~~~~ Cold breasts
          > (o)(O) ~~~~~~ Lopsided breasts
          > (Q)(Q) ~~~~~~ Pierced breasts
          > (p)(p) ~~~~~~ Breasts w/hanging tassels
          > ( )(o) ~~~~~~ Bitten by a vampire breasts
          > \o/\o/ ~~~~~~ Grandma's breasts
          > ( - )( - )~~~~~~ Flat against the shower door breasts
          > < o < o ~~~~~~ Electric shock breasts
          > |o&#0124; &#0124;o| ~~~~~~ Android breasts
          > (/)(o) ~~~~~~ Scratched breasts
          > (%)(o) ~~~~~~ Extra nipple breasts
          > ($)($) ~~~~~~ Jenny McCarthy's breasts
          > (^o)(o) ~~~~~~ Zit on your breast
          > ( o Y o )~~~~~~ Poses for playboy magazine breasts
          >
          > BUTTS
          >
          > (_!_)~~~~~~ a regular ass
          > (__!__)~~~~~~ a fat ass
          > (!) ~~~~~~ a tight ass
          > (_._)~~~~~~ a flat ass
          > (_^_)~~~~~~ a bubble ass
          > (_*_)~~~~~~ a sore ass
          > (_!__)~~~~~~ a lop-sided ass
          > {_!_}~~~~~~ a swishy ass
          > (_o_)~~~~~~ an ass that's been around
          > (_O_)~~~~~~ an ass that's been around even more
          > (_x_)~~~~~~ kiss my ass
          > (_X_)~~~~~~ leave my ass alone
          > (_zzz_)~~~~~~ a tired ass
          > (_o^o_)~~~~~~ a wise ass
          > (_13_)~~~~~~ an unlucky ass
          > (_$_)~~~~~~ Money coming out of his ass
          > (_?_)~~~~~~ Dumb ass

          Jorden
          Jordâ„¢

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          • #6
            I don't get a hard... Oh now I get it.

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            • #7
              sometimes I wonder if you're really 30+ Hunsow...

              J.
              Jordâ„¢

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              • #8
                That's because you never saw my bald head.

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                • #9
                  Hmmmm, how about posting a picture then?? Or are all flashes bouncing off your bold head & causing the pictures to fluke???

                  Jorden.




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                  It's got a PIII-450, 256 Mb RAM, a G200 with PD5.13.020, and something that makes the music.
                  It also wears with great proud the BB's Medal, "Defending us in war & peace", a medal made of tin foil on cardboard ....
                  My age? 29... I expect a card from all of you on October 2nd !!
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                  • #10
                    Geeezzh

                    This sure is paying of. Maybe too well, couz how am I going to fit all that into my 768 byte RAM*, maybe I'll create a swabfile in the splint and access it over my backbone.

                    Thanx

                    Ghydda

                    * RAM -> RarelyAccessableMemory

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                    A slowly desintegrating nobody with an AMD K6-2 350@3.5x110 on a ASUS P5A with 256MB Memorycard PC100, Adaptec 2940UW, Adaptec 2904CD, 3 SCSI HD, JVC Burner, Plextor 40Max, SBlive Value SBLive with homemade S/PDIF I/O-card and last but not least - Matrox Marvel G200 16MB SD
                    As I always say: You can get more with a kind word and a 2-by-4 than you can with just a kind word.
                    My beloved Parhelia was twotiming with Dan Wood - now she's gone forever and all I got is this lousy T-shirt
                    |Stolen Rig|RetroGames Rig|Workstation Rig|Server Rig|

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                    • #11
                      Geeezzh

                      This sure is paying of. Maybe too well, couz how am I going to fit all that into my 768 byte RAM*, maybe I'll create a swabfile in the splint and access it over my backbone.

                      Thanx

                      Ghydda

                      * RAM -> RarelyAccessableMemory

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                      A slowly desintegrating nobody with an AMD K6-2 350@3.5x110 on a ASUS P5A with 256MB Memorycard PC100, Adaptec 2940UW, Adaptec 2904CD, 3 SCSI HD, JVC Burner, Plextor 40Max, SBlive Value SBLive with homemade S/PDIF I/O-card and last but not least - Matrox Marvel G200 16MB SD
                      As I always say: You can get more with a kind word and a 2-by-4 than you can with just a kind word.
                      My beloved Parhelia was twotiming with Dan Wood - now she's gone forever and all I got is this lousy T-shirt
                      |Stolen Rig|RetroGames Rig|Workstation Rig|Server Rig|

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                      • #12
                        OM if you think for one min im going to memorize that list YOOYFM (your out of your fuc*ing mind)becuase i don't like to RTSM. J/K so POAHF BBFN BEG

                        oh i give up its getting old fast trying to use the stupid chat terms.



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                        Waiting for g400 to show up, while i go slowly insane. I don't have a warped mind do i?

                        noel











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                        • #13
                          Hmmm, did anyone say you have to memorize the above list?? Am I going to give y'all a test next Friday??

                          Noel, how about a copy & paste to your Wordpad or other txt-editor more capable of large txts like the above??

                          Jorden, teaching.
                          Jordâ„¢

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                          • #14
                            A test Mr. Teacher, Sir?

                            How lovely, I have one request thou!

                            Make it a multiple choice test, like this:

                            ---------------------------------------------------------------
                            What does YATSTGTO stand for?

                            (1) Spoon
                            (2) You Are To Stupid To Guess This One
                            (3) Car

                            This test was brought to You by TJTT (The Jorden Teaching Team)
                            ---------------------------------------------------------------


                            Ghydda

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                            A slowly desintegrating nobody with an AMD K6-2 350@3.5x110 on a ASUS P5A with 256MB Memorycard PC100, Adaptec 2940UW, Adaptec 2904CD, 3 SCSI HD, JVC Burner, Plextor 40Max, SBlive Value SBLive with homemade S/PDIF I/O-card and last but not least - Matrox Marvel G200 16MB SD
                            As I always say: You can get more with a kind word and a 2-by-4 than you can with just a kind word.
                            My beloved Parhelia was twotiming with Dan Wood - now she's gone forever and all I got is this lousy T-shirt
                            |Stolen Rig|RetroGames Rig|Workstation Rig|Server Rig|

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                            • #15
                              You are a sick puppy Jorden.

                              Then again I am not any better, I know most of those abbreviations without the explantions.

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