OK, it's about time we had this again... I'll start with a couple of 'slightly twisted' jokes...
There was a young girl sitting on a beach with no arms or legs. A bloke walks by and hears her crying. He turns to her and asks 'Why are you crying?'. She replies: 'I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been kissed!'. Feeling sorry, he bends down and kisses her.
He starts to walk on, and the girl starts crying again. He turns round and asks 'Why are you crying now?'. She says: 'I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been screwed!'. So the bloke picks her up and throws her in the sea. 'Now you're screwed!' He says.
There was a young girl in the car being driven home from school by her dad. They drive past two dogs having sex. 'What are they doing?' Says the girl. Not sure what to say, her father says the first thing that comes into his head: 'They're making sandwiches'. Later on in the journey, they drive past two pigeons also having sex, the girl asks: 'What are they doing, daddy?'. Again, her father says: 'They are also making sandwiches'. When they get home, the girl asks her dad is they can make some sandwiches together, her dad obliges and they get to it. A short time later, the girl's mother comes home, and asks what the girl's been doing that day. The girl says excitedly: 'We've been making sandwiches!'. Her mother says: 'Yes, I can see that, you still have some mayonnaise running down your leg'.
------------------
Cheers,
Steve
It's Only A Graphics Card!
(But a damn good 'un!)
There was a young girl sitting on a beach with no arms or legs. A bloke walks by and hears her crying. He turns to her and asks 'Why are you crying?'. She replies: 'I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been kissed!'. Feeling sorry, he bends down and kisses her.
He starts to walk on, and the girl starts crying again. He turns round and asks 'Why are you crying now?'. She says: 'I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been screwed!'. So the bloke picks her up and throws her in the sea. 'Now you're screwed!' He says.
There was a young girl in the car being driven home from school by her dad. They drive past two dogs having sex. 'What are they doing?' Says the girl. Not sure what to say, her father says the first thing that comes into his head: 'They're making sandwiches'. Later on in the journey, they drive past two pigeons also having sex, the girl asks: 'What are they doing, daddy?'. Again, her father says: 'They are also making sandwiches'. When they get home, the girl asks her dad is they can make some sandwiches together, her dad obliges and they get to it. A short time later, the girl's mother comes home, and asks what the girl's been doing that day. The girl says excitedly: 'We've been making sandwiches!'. Her mother says: 'Yes, I can see that, you still have some mayonnaise running down your leg'.
------------------
Cheers,
Steve
It's Only A Graphics Card!
(But a damn good 'un!)
Comment